'Don't Eat the Strippers' Premium Super-Sized Graphic Hoodie

Introducing the "Don't Eat the Strippers, and Cook Your Stripers Thoroughly" Premium Hoodie from The Conservative Fisherman – a bold twist on the classic Striped Bass catchphrase, amplified with a supersized graphic. This premium hoodie isn't just a clever play on words; it's a cozy celebration of the outdoor lifestyle, adorned with a one-of-a-kind image custom-made by American artists. The intentional misspelling adds a major and humorous twist, creating a unique talking point for fellow outdoor enthusiasts. Wear this premium hoodie proudly as a symbol of unity for conservatives across the country, fostering connections among like-minded individuals who appreciate a good laugh and share a passion for outdoor pursuits. Beyond humor, it subtly advocates for conservation, reinforcing responsible fishing practices. Embrace the comfort and style of this premium hoodie, showcasing a distinct graphic crafted by American artists – a piece that goes beyond fashion, connecting you with a community that shares your love for the outdoors and a good laugh.

This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit, and it’s perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings